lildinospice:

dafunk:

at work we have a bartender named tyler and he collects wine corks so we put them in a little box for him and another bartender makes fun of him cause his tโ€™s look like lโ€™s so she wrote โ€œlylerโ€™s corksโ€ and i saw it this morning and i grabbed a marker and changed the โ€˜cโ€™ to a โ€˜gโ€™

and after he left a bartender came up to me and said โ€œaww lyler left his gorksโ€ and i lost it

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swarnpert:

you know that quote “when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail” bc that’s how i feel whenever i have a lysol wipe in my hand

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